Determining the ministry role you belong in (comedy)

Over at Stuff Christians Like, a recent post written by frequent commenter "Nick the Geek" discusses the things you need to look at in your own life before you decide what kind of ministry role you may be called to. Certain characteristics may lead toward being a senior pastor, a youth minister, or a missionary. A few of the best:

Senior Pastor
1. Do you know where the secret bathroom is?
4. Do you consider the church pot luck fine dining?

Children’s Pastor
3. Have you ever used the phrase “magic for Jesus” in a non-ironic manner?

Missionary
1. Is your motto “I’ll eat anything once?”
3. Do you think James Bond would have made an awesome missionary?

Check the Stuff Christians Like blog for more comedic looks at Christian life. NOTE: I take people's calling to minister very seriously and I bet Nick does too. However, cracking a few jokes, especially at things like the above can be just good fun.